Day #131 - The Beautiful Young Crew
Posted by Alex | | Posted On Saturday, 9 January 2010 at 00:35
It's come to my attention that Celebrity Big Brother is fairly 'hot' in this house. Everyone seems to watch it. I caved yesterday and watched Jonas 'Basshunter' Altberg get locked into a room, to the sound of 'All I Ever Wanted', with Lady Sovereign, aka Sov.
The thing is though, I don't like Big Brother. It annoys me. It's a house full of mental people. It honestly is. The only difference this time is that the people are either mental or mental, and lacking in any real fame to warrant being called celebrities. I suppose it's a bit of false advertising saying 'Celebrity' Big Brother, when your biggest celebrity is Vinnie Jones, and at least two of the housemates are in there by virtue of who they have had relations with.
There's a saving grace though. Ashamed as I am to admit it, I enjoy watching it for Lady Sovereign. Is it wrong to watch such dull, uninteresting television for the hopes that something interesting will happen involving the cutest member of the house. Sure, there's Katya Ivanova who's your average indie cindy, and every time I see her I imagine my best friend drooling over her as she seems to fit into the 'pretty indescribable indie chick' mould.
Sov, though, is indescribably alluring to me. I don't know what it is. Either way, I plan on tuning in at least once a week, maybe more, just to catch a glimpse of her. It's just a shame that all the media has her branded as a lesbian. Not that I care; I'm never going to meet her to profess my strange attraction to her. So, I suppose it's for the best.
The thing is though, I don't like Big Brother. It annoys me. It's a house full of mental people. It honestly is. The only difference this time is that the people are either mental or mental, and lacking in any real fame to warrant being called celebrities. I suppose it's a bit of false advertising saying 'Celebrity' Big Brother, when your biggest celebrity is Vinnie Jones, and at least two of the housemates are in there by virtue of who they have had relations with.
There's a saving grace though. Ashamed as I am to admit it, I enjoy watching it for Lady Sovereign. Is it wrong to watch such dull, uninteresting television for the hopes that something interesting will happen involving the cutest member of the house. Sure, there's Katya Ivanova who's your average indie cindy, and every time I see her I imagine my best friend drooling over her as she seems to fit into the 'pretty indescribable indie chick' mould.
Sov, though, is indescribably alluring to me. I don't know what it is. Either way, I plan on tuning in at least once a week, maybe more, just to catch a glimpse of her. It's just a shame that all the media has her branded as a lesbian. Not that I care; I'm never going to meet her to profess my strange attraction to her. So, I suppose it's for the best.
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